i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)
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i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)
Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times.
(Source: whatth3mel)
(Source: princess-being)
Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
Your friend just went up all the levels